Friday, February 13, 2009

Embarrassing First date from((Jay leno )) Tonight show

first date


If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it.. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite
cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains
outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the middle
of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
didn't have good footing,

so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.


Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt
despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young
lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles
immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is
taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing
her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally
managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as
she looked the other way, her
first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her
butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants
down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.


Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

If you laughed at this pass it on.

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